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Hey guys,

   Even though it's obvious and I will be saying something completely useless: THIS IS MY FIRST POST!!! (It's standard, and I love being standard.)

I'm currently 2/3rds of the way through my summer, and this is usually the time I get crazy ideas and start projects I never finish. However, it's not boredom that's driven me to make this blog. In fact, I have a lot of things on my plate, namely getting my Violin ABRSM Diploma out of the way, dragging my sorry ass to an internship at the Xinhua News Agency every morning and getting fit for school sports tryouts. The actual reason behind my decision to make this blog is complicated. (Not really, it's just me seeking attention)

- Makes bell pepper and egg stir fry for the first time
- Feels like a professional cook
- 'Hey, maybe I should start a blog for healthy recipes even though this is maybe the 4th actual time I've touched anything in the Kitchen.'
- Starts browsing for blogging sites while consuming the bland concoction I created
- 'I mean, maybe it could be a healthy lifestyle blog, that'd be more fun and less restricting.'
- 'But if we're talking restrictions maybe I should just resort to a blog about my life.'
- 'But there's nothing readable going on in my life. I don't have any problems, I'm not funny or interesting. If my life was a dish it would be this dish I'm eating now.'

And then I decided to make a blog about how unbloggable I am. So here we are.

If you like reading about a 16 year-old Asian girl going to boarding school in England, trying (and failing) to beat procrastination, pick up some quirky hobbies and do something with her life, then this is the blog for you.

Join me, Mich the Bitch, on this joyously boring and slow ride to blogability.

(Oh god if my friends ever find this.)

This is me in all my averageness