What is a girtle?
Why do I associate myself with the animal turtle?
Am I a bitch?
If not, why am I Mich the Bitch?
Why do I constantly have nothing to write about?
Why am I so boring?
Why am I?
These are all mysteries I will address.
One day.
(That day is not today, good night.)
I am a 16 year-old conglomeration of contradictions and spontaneity, therefore my blog is, too. But it's not 16. It's not even 1. (This blog will not have impeccable grammar, hilarious one-liners and deep moving stories. It will have feminist rants, the occasional recipe, and maybe poetry. Your choice.)
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